"being against gay rights doesn’t make me a homophobe"
i hate to break it to you but
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody
say what you want about deviantart but that notification system that alerts you when a user you watch changes their name is the greatest thing and tumblr would heavily benefit from having such a feature because i don’t know who the fuck half of you are
i don’t wanna be friends with people who take bites out of string cheese
my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth