here-be-fangirls:

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

• The most deadly combination
  
• Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM
• These are the people who bring down governments
• And hack extremely secure databases
• For fun
• While drinking vodka
• If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend
• It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life
• LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

• Oh man
  
• Be careful with these ones
• They make a really good team during physical fights/duels
• “I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”
  
• Getting drunk together
• Crazy pranks
• Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends
• They give each other advice on how to flirt
• Lots of bickering
• “You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

• Rare but amazing
  
• Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves
  
• Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong
  
• Legitimately best friends
• Really lowkey friendship
• They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to
• Silent communication
• “I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

• They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all
  
• They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other
• Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization
• They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally
• If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives
• Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them
• They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other
• They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better
• Lots of devious schemes
• They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff