prospitans:

autisticporrim:

autisticporrim:

imagine homestuck but written in the style of my immortal

hi my name is john egbert and im really fucking tired of eating cake. i love coding and i do ath coding (AN: if you don’t know what that is then get da hell out of here!). im not related to matthew mcconaughey but i wish i was because hes a major fucking hottie. i was standing in my bedroom. it was a perfectly normal day and the sun was out which i was rather nonchalant about. today just so happens to be my birthday. a lot of harlequins loomed at me. i put up my middle finger at them.

your name is EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY. you have LONG EBONY BLACK HAIR with PURPLE STREAKS and ICY BLUE EYES LIKE LIMPID TEARS. you have a variety of interests, including HOT TOPIC, VAMPIRES, and GERARD WAY. some people say you look like AMY LEE (mostly you).

what will you do?