eatprayzodiac:

“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra

*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn

*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES

*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini

*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius