roachpatrol:

kanthia:

78nanosieverts:

trilltrillian:

titleknown:

kramergate:

trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful

every tip page is one of several archetypes

• eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage
  
• throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares
  
• the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:
  

Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?

• these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!
  

• Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™
  
• Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods
• Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!

• meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN

• eat a handful of live pillbugs to punish your filthy organs for their sins
  

(Source: beetledrink)