thesimplenights:

• lil hands with razor claws
  
• turning your food 7 different ways before you begin eating
• burying your food, leaving your owner to think they haven’t fed you, so they refill your bowl
• curling up and letting your tail drape across your face
• flinging your bedding everywhere for nO REASON
• staring at your owner while licking your lips/teeth
• carrying things that are SO BIG by lifting your head and trotting
• getting offended by kisses
• climbing into pockets/sleeves/hoods
• never staying still for pictures
• climbing on top of cups to steal your owner’s beverages
• responding to stupid nicknames but never your own name
• preferring the boxes your toys came in rather than the toys themselves
• grabbing anything close to your cage just because it’s there
• using the bathroom everywhere but your litterbox